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sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.
freind: pani ko ullu? woh kaise?
sardar: oye! subha main ne pani garam kiyaaur thande pani se naha liya
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Father: qutub minar kahan hai?
Son: pata nahi.
Father: kabhi ghar se bhi bahar nikla karo.
Son: jamil uncle koun hain?
Father: pata nahi.
Son: kabhi ghar pe bhi ruka karo.
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ants were taking bath and elephant jumped into pool.ants go out of water. one ant climbed on to the back of elephant, all ants cried " dubo dubo k mar sale ko".
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sardar dukhi thakisi ne pocha kyon tension main ho?
sardar: yaar ek dost ko plastic surgry k liye 3 lakh diye tahe ab main us ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon.
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man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife khirki se kodh kar jaan dena chati hai.
manager: so .. sir what can i do?
Main: abey khirki nahi khul rahi.
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Father beta ye lo 20 rupees mummy se mut kahna k main nokrani k sath soya tha.
beta: dad aap bohat kanjos ho mummy pore 50 deti hain jab woh driver k sath soti hain..
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doctor to lady: kiya aap dilevery k waqat bache k baap koapne pass dekhna chati hain?
Lady: nahi un ko mere husband pasand nahi karte.
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woh koun sa waqt hota hai jab bhai bhai ka nahi beta baap ka nahi, maa beti ki nahi,beta maa ka nahi hota?
answer: jab shadi main awaz ati hai khana khul gaya.
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2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.
baji: abhi khana nahi bana, baad main aana.
Faqir: mera number le lo,jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Evolution of man:without shaadi spiderman
shaadi k din superman
shaadi k baad Gentlemanaur
B.V khobsurat hoto sari umar watchman.
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